THE (FAUX) BADUNKA-DUNK OFF: Because our promised interview with KIM KARDASHIAN at her Wet Ultra Lounge appearance didn't happen ... read about the why here ... the planned Badonkadonk-Off between Kim and TRICIA didn't either.

So here's Plan "B": a faux Badonkadonk-Off!
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MEL vs. BALE THE MASHUP: Some Evil Genius took MEL GIBSON'S obscenity-filled rants and mashed it up with CHRISTIAN BALE'S 2009 obscenity-filled rant, and put it up on the 'net for all to enjoy.
I've cleaned it somewhat to make it more SafeForWork ...